Jess To Impress

Car Trip Songs

In this episode, our panel presents Jesse with songs you would put on a car trip playlist. Jesse starts to warm up to the electric guitar and synthesizer music. This episode was delayed by a Cyclone among other things, we should be back on schedule after this. 

Songs Discussed:

• American Pie by Don McLean
• Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
• Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the official Spotify playlist.

Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

Impress Round 1 - S2

The panel tries their best to impress Jesse based on what they've learned about his musical tastes, the boys discuss their plans to get cheap Turkish cosmetic surgery, and a wasp escapes a spiderweb. 

Songs Discussed:

• Denial Is A River by Doechii
• Gehrman, The First Hunter from Bloodborne OST
• I Cant Dance by Genesis

You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the offical Spotify playlist.

Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

Villainous Songs

In this episode, we explore Jess' villainous nature, Disney's intellectual property villainy, and the villainous adolescent dealings of the hosts. 

Songs Discussed:

• Lacrimosa by Mozart
• Be Prepared from The Lion King Sountrack
• The Sorcerers Den by K-Rino

You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the offical Spotify playlist.

Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

Crooners

In this episode, we talk crooners, pizza toppings, and the deep well of regret Jesse lives in.

Songs Discussed:

• That's Amore by Dean Martin
• My Way by Frank Sinatra
• Somethings Gotta Give by Sammy Davis Jr.

You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the offical Spotify playlist.

Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

Making Jess Blush

We're back with our second season! The crew tries to make Jesse blush with their song selections, and we learn valuable lessons about hygienic licking strategies.

This episode has more sexually explicit lyrics in it than past episodes... you've been warned! 

Songs Discussed:

• No Cock Like Horse Cock by Pepper Coyote
• Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye
• My Neck, My Back (Lick it) by Khia

You can find all songs discussed in Season 2 on the offical Spotify playlist.

Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

Season 1 Finale

Carl subjects Jess to a Season 1 trivia quiz, the crew tries to impress Jess with handpicked songs, and Llama grills Jesse on his music listening process.

This episode is coming out way behind schedule because I moved house.  Season 2 should start on Jan 13 and continue with the usual fortnightly episode release. 

Songs Discussed:

• Banana Boat by Harry Belafonte
• That Dont Impress Me Much by Shania Twain
• Lose Control by Teddy Swims

Full Season 1 Playlist Here

Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

Christmas Songs

Its the Christmas episode! The gang trots out their Christmas faves for Jess to see if we can make his grinchy heart grow a size. We try to get Jess to tell us about how he ruined Christmas that one time, and ask the question: is mistletoe cancelled? 

Songs Discussed:

• Carol of the Bells by John Williams
• Im the Grinch by Tyler the Creator
• The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole

Full Season 1 Playlist Here

Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena

Moon Songs

This episode features moon related songs. We discuss mooning and what perspective you should listen to love songs from. Sam and Llama get into two distinct arguments, and Jess starts to warm up to the electric guitar.  

Songs Discussed:

• Moondance by Van Morrison
• Moon by Kanye West
• Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest
• Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Full Season 1 Playlist Here

Intro Music: Sassy Jazzy by LaFaena